Wait, you actually took the time to come to this page? Seriously?

I supposed that means you watched this video, which I will post here again needlessly:

This is not a good video. It was shot on a cell phone with no tripod so it shakes like crazy, and also has a ton of wind noise (although that was the point). But, you watched it, and here you are.

Don’t bother checking out my other videos, but feel free to read some of my stuff, like this:

The Time I Got Interviewed To Be The Next Host of Top Gear USA

Or for a sad one, this:

The Day I Drove Past the Aftermath of a Fatal Accident

And if you’re really not bored yet, follow me on Twitter @SMHuntingtonor read my articles on one of the dozens of sites I write for. Just not autotrader.com/oversteer. That’s the real Doug.